Lay’s Chocolate Covered Potato Chips

Lay’s Chocolate Covered Potato Chips

Lay’s Chocolate Covered Potato Chips are a blessing and a curse to consumers everywhere. When was the last time you ate potato chips? For most Americans in this country, the answer would be once or twice a week.  Potatoes are the most consumed vegetable in the U.S, owing mostly to the fact that the majority of us eat them in their processed form, as either chips or fries.  When was the last time you ate chocolate?  For the majority of people in this country, the resounding answer seems to be “I just had some”.  This is particularly true during candy holidays like Halloween, Christmas, and Easter. Americans are eating so much chocolate and candy, that I can only hope they have a good Dentist to fill all those cavities!

Now, herein lies the problem……There is an obesity problem plaguing our country. What the heck does combining Chocolate and Potato chips do to help this problem? NOTHING.

Lay’s Chocolate Covered Potato Chips are just one more way for you to kill yourself!

Now for the “blessing” part.  Lay’s Chocolate Covered Potato Chips will be a gift to pregnant women everywhere.  They are just one more way to increase your serotonin levels and satisfy those weird pregnancy cravings! Also, Lays Chocolate Covered Potato Chips are an ingenious idea brought to you by the wonderful marketing department at Lay’s, whose only hope is to get you so addicted to this sinful combination of salty and sweet, that you’ll buy out the whole shelf at Wal-Mart* and increase their profits tenfold.  May these people truly enjoy the blessings of their labor. Lay’s Chocolate Covered Potato Chips are just one more way to increase the profits of large corporations while impacting the health and well-being of every day citizens.

If you are really interested in consuming these empty calories, and in turn hurting your self-esteem and body image later down the line, then go ahead and eat these chocolate covered potato chips.  What is even worse, is that they seem to be marketing them very heavily to women, as in this article.

Are women really that dense to not realize that?  Milk chocolate and potato chips put together are NOT sexy. They will not make you love yourself, they will not leave you feeling whole, and most of all they will not satisfy your cravings. If you are really interested in these things, I’d recommend leaving your house and experiencing life!  I’d recommend getting off your couch and giving up junk food. Lay’s Chocolate Covered Potato Chips are a farce!!!!

*Lay’s Chocolate Covered Potato Chips are being sold exclusively at Target from now through the holidays.

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